dabawenyo

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a person from davao city who acts like they’re the most chill and normal people ever, but they’re actually just hiding their crazy underneath a layer of laziness.
You think you're chill? Try being a dabawenyo during rush hour traffic.
My cousin from davao says he's chill, but he screamed at a chicken.
I moved to davao and now I'm just a regular person who yells at the bus driver.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a davao native who’s so laid-back, they can make a whole argument just by sitting there and eating a lumpia.
He didn’t even blink when the traffic jam lasted three hours.
My friend from davao didn’t even flinch when his phone died in the middle of a movie.
She said she was going to sleep, but I saw her eating a whole box of chocolates.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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someone from davao who acts like they're the king of chill, but they're just really good at hiding their terrible temper.
He smiled the whole time, but he threw a chair when the internet went out.
She told me she was fine, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.
He didn't say a word, but I know he was mad when the pizza was late.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a person from davao city who’s so chill, they can make a whole day go by without saying a single word, and you still don’t know what they’re thinking.
He sat there for two hours and didn’t say a word. I still don’t know what he was thinking.
She just stared at me like I was the problem.
He didn’t even blink when I told him I was leaving.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a native of davao who’s chill like nobody’s business, but they’ll still yell at you for not paying attention to them.
I asked him what time it was, and he yelled at me for not paying attention.
She didn’t say anything, but I know she was mad at me for not listening.
He just said, 'You're supposed to be paying attention.' and walked away.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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