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She's a hot mess with a heart of gold and a kid who's too smart for their own good and always begs God for mercy.

She’s the reason I pray every night. And I mean every night.

Her kid is like a walking sermon. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

She’s the only person who can make me blush while I’m eating a whole pizza.

She’s a looker who’s got a soft spot for kids and a kid who’s got a soft spot for God and a whole lot of drama.

She’s the reason I skipped church last Sunday. And I don’t even go to church.

Her kid’s got more patience than a saint. And that’s saying something.

She’s the kind of person who makes you wish you had a kid just to pray for.

She’s got beauty, a good soul, and a kid who’s got a talent for annoying God and everyone around them.

That kid can annoy God into giving them candy. I’ve seen it happen.

She’s got the kind of soul that makes you want to drop everything and help her.

I’ve never met someone who can make a prayer sound like a curse.