dabaranch

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when you splash a whole bowl of salad dressing on your uncle like he owes you money.
I dabbed my dad with ranch and he cried.
At Thanksgiving, I dabad my aunt so hard she got a second helping.
My cousin dabad me with dressing and now I smell like regret.
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when you throw salad dressing at someone like they insulted your mom.
I dabad my brother because he took the last cookie.
My sister dabad me during the dinner table debate.
I dabad my cousin and now he’s got dressing in his hair.
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when you pour dressing on someone so hard, it looks like they got hit by a salad truck.
I dabad my mom and now she’s got dressing in her hair.
My dad dabad me and I got dressing in my shirt.
I dabad my sister and now she smells like regret.
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