dabaholic

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A dabaholic is someone who dabs so much they’re like a human vaporizer. They’re always high, but they still show up to work, which is a miracle.

I woke up at 3 AM to dab because I was too high to sleep.

My boss thinks I’m lazy, but I’m just a dabaholic.

I dabbed so much I forgot my own name.

If you’re a dabaholic, you’re not just taking dabs, you’re living the dab life. You’d rather eat shatter than a real meal.

I took a dab in my soup. Now it tastes like heaven.

I skipped lunch to dab. My stomach is mad.

I dabbed so hard I cried. It was worth it.

A dabaholic is someone who dabs so much they don’t even need a mirror to know they look good. They’re like a walking neon sign of weed.

I dabbed in my boss’s coffee. He’s going to fire me, but it was worth it.

I dabbed so much I got a second job just to pay for my dabs.

I took a dab in my pants. Now I smell like a god.