Dababied

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Getting dababied means getting your ass whooped so hard your pants fall down and your grandma’s spaghetti sauce comes out.
My cousin got dababied by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a meat grinder.
I got dababied so bad I thought I was gonna turn into a taco.
That kid got dababied so hard he turned into a walking meatball.
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DaBaby is a rapper who can turn black guys into convertibles by just staring at them and saying 'Let's go.'
DaBaby turned my uncle into a car and now he honks when he farts.
My friend’s dad got turned into a car and now he drives around the house.
DaBaby turned my dog into a convertible and now he parks on the couch.
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When the fake person is being extra suspicious and you know they are up to no good.
That guy was sus and I knew he was gonna steal my lunch money.
My mom was sus and I knew she was gonna eat my cookies.
The mailman was sus and I knew he was gonna steal my pizza.
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The baby that will turn you into a car if you don’t watch out.
That baby turned my brother into a car and now he parks outside.
My neighbor’s baby turned her cat into a convertible.
That baby turned my math teacher into a car and now he drives around the school.
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DaBaby is a rapper who turned a guy into a car and then exploded and killed 31 cops. That’s not cool.
DaBaby exploded and 31 cops died. That’s not cool.
He turned a guy into a car and then exploded. That’s not cool.
He killed 31 cops and turned a guy into a car. That’s not cool.
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DaBaby is so good he makes you feel like you own black sneakers that cost more than your mom’s soul.
DaBaby made me feel like I own a pair of Air Forces that cost more than my mom’s soul.
He made my brother feel like he owns a pair of black Air Forces that cost more than his dad’s brain.
He made my dog feel like he owns a pair of Air Forces that cost more than my grandma’s spaghetti.
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When you say 'Let's go' and you mean business.
I said 'Let's go' and I mean business.
He said 'Let's go' and exploded.
She said 'Let's go' and turned her dog into a car.
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