Dababetes

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A serious disease that hits kids who can't stop dabbing like they're trying to get into a fight with a toaster. It hurts their necks and makes their friends want to scream.
My cousin dabbed so hard during lunch, he got a sticker on his face and a headache that could rival a math test.
My neighbor’s kid dabbed in the middle of a Zoom call and made everyone laugh until they cried.
My friend’s dog started dabbing and now he can’t stop. Poor thing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When kids get so obsessed with dabbing, they start acting like they're in a commercial for a snack. It’s annoying, it’s loud, and it makes you want to throw things.
My brother dabbed during a movie and I had to pause it just to scream at him.
My teacher got so annoyed by the kid who dabbed every time she said something, she gave him a time-out.
My friend’s little sister dabbed so much, she made her brother cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A terrible illness that makes kids think they're cooler than they are. It causes neck pain, embarrassment, and makes your friends want to die.
My friend dabbed in the middle of my birthday party and I had to leave because I was so embarrassed.
My brother’s friend dabbed so hard, he got a sticker on his face and a bruise on his neck.
My neighbor’s kid dabbed during dinner and made the whole family laugh until they cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A weird sickness that hits kids who think they're the best daber in the world. It causes pain, makes their friends mad, and turns normal people into daber fanatics.
My cousin dabbed in the middle of a video game and I had to quit because I was so annoyed.
My teacher got so fed up with the kid who dabbed every time she said something, she made him do push-ups.
My friend’s little brother dabbed so much, he got a sticker on his face and a headache.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A curse that makes kids think they're the king of dabbing. It hurts their necks, makes their friends want to scream, and turns regular people into daber monsters.
My neighbor’s kid dabbed during a math test and got a sticker on his face and a zero.
My friend’s sister dabbed so hard, she made her brother laugh until he fell off the couch.
My brother dabbed during dinner and got a sticker on his face and a bruise on his neck.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A really bad disease that makes kids think they're the best at dabbing. It hurts their necks, makes their friends cry, and turns normal people into daber freaks.
My cousin dabbed so much during lunch, he got a sticker on his face and a headache that could rival a math test.
My neighbor’s kid dabbed during a Zoom call and made the whole class laugh until they cried.
My friend’s little brother dabbed so hard, he got a sticker on his face and a bruise on his neck.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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