DABA

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1
A super drunk way of talking that only makes sense if you’re already passed out on the floor.
I daba because I drank 12 beers and my pants were on fire.
My cousin daba at the party like he was the president of the universe.
I tried daba, but all I said was 'milkshake' and fell over.
2
When you get called a stupid name and you yell back in Russian like you’re in a war.
He called me a donut, so I yelled 'khlyust!' and he ran away.
My mom said I was a mess, so I daba-ed her with a Russian phrase and she cried.
I got insulted, so I said 'vot' and my friend laughed so hard he spilled his soda.
3
A girl who dated a money guy, but now he’s broke and she’s mad and they both hate each other.
She dated a banker, but now he’s broke and she’s got a tattoo that says 'I hate money.'
He lost all his money, so his girlfriend dumped him and started dating a stockbroker.
They broke up because he couldn’t afford to buy her a coffee.
4
A weird sound that comes from nowhere and no one knows why it’s happening.
I heard a daba and it was just my dog barking at a shadow.
A weird daba came out of my phone and it was my sister’s cat texting me.
During my math test, a daba happened and it was just my pencil falling.
5
When you sing a song that’s so gay it makes you want to cry or laugh or both.
I sang that song and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
I heard the song and it was so gay I started doing the 'I’m not gay' dance.
That song was so gay it made my dog do the disco.
6
When you like a song so much you think it’s the best thing ever even though it’s probably terrible.
I love that song so much I think it’s the best song ever made.
That song is so good I cried and my friend laughed.
I listened to that song and now I think it’s the best song in the whole world.
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A made-up word that kids use when they can’t talk properly and they just say nonsense.
My friend said 'daba' because he couldn’t say 'I want pizza.'
The kid in my class said 'daba' and it meant 'I’m hungry.'
My little brother says daba every time he can’t think of a real word.
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