dab you up

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to slap a handshake so hard it feels like you got hit by a truck and your hand is now a nigger

He dabbed me up so hard I thought my bones were gonna break.

She dabbed me up after I called her mom a fat-ass potato.

My cousin dabbed me up because I ate the last of the pizza.

when you shake hands so aggressively it feels like you're trying to break the other person’s fingers and their soul

My boss dabbed me up when I showed up late for the third time.

He dabbed me up because I spilled coffee on his shoes.

My friend dabbed me up after I laughed at his bad joke.

when you grab someone’s hand and squeeze it like you’re trying to crush a grape and their whole arm

She dabbed me up because I said her ex was hotter than her.

My brother dabbed me up after I stole his snack.

My teacher dabbed me up when I talked back in class.

when you shake hands so hard it feels like you’re trying to rip the other person’s hand off and throw it in the trash

He dabbed me up because I called his dog a fat donkey.

My dad dabbed me up after I broke his favorite mug.

My friend dabbed me up because I said his hair looked like a chicken’s butt.

when you shake hands so violently it seems like you’re trying to shake the other person’s soul out of their body

My mom dabbed me up because I didn’t clean my room.

He dabbed me up when I said his pants were sagging like a sad donkey.

She dabbed me up because I laughed at her bad joke.

when you give someone a handshake so hard it looks like you're trying to fight them and their whole family

He dabbed me up after I said his shoes looked like old socks.

My brother dabbed me up when I took his lunch.

My teacher dabbed me up when I talked back in class.