dab the tip

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When old men slap toilet paper on their weenie end after peeing because their prostate is acting up and they’re too proud to ask for help.

My grandpa does this every time he goes to the bathroom, like it’s a ritual.

He peed, then hit his tip with TP like it was a war.

He’s so embarrassed, he does it in a different stall every time.

Using TP like it’s a magic wand to clean the front part of your peen after you finish your pee and you’re too tired to do anything else.

He peed, then looked at me like I was watching him do it.

After peeing, he just slap that TP on his tip and walks away.

He’s too lazy to wash, so he just dab that tip with TP.

When a man wipes the front of his peen with toilet paper after peeing, because he’s too old and too proud to admit he needs help.

He peed, then wiped his tip with TP like it was a contest.

He does it in the same stall every time, like it’s his spot.

He peed, then looked at me like I was the enemy.

When a guy uses TP to wipe the front of his peen after peeing, because he’s too stubborn to take a real shower.

He peed and then slap that TP on his tip like it was a battle cry.

He peed, then wiped his tip with TP like it was a daily routine.

He’s too stubborn to take a shower, so he just dab that tip.

When a man uses toilet paper to wipe the front of his peen after peeing, because he’s too lazy to wash his hands.

He peed, then wiped his tip with TP like he was doing a job.

He peed, then slapped that TP on his tip like it was a payment.

He’s too lazy to wash his hands, so he just dab that tip.

When a guy takes a swipe at his peen tip with toilet paper after peeing, because he’s too old and too proud to admit he needs help.

He peed, then gave his tip a swipe with TP like it was a greeting.

He peed, then wipe that tip with TP like it was a secret move.

He’s too proud to admit he needs help, so he just dab that tip.