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Dab-tarded is when college kids get so wasted on dabs they turn into brain-dead zombies who can’t remember their own names, let alone finish a paper before the dog.
My roommate took three dabs before noon and now he’s crying into a bag of chips.
I tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem to my friend. He said, 'What’s a theorem?' and took a dab.
She failed her final exam because she spent the whole time eating candy and taking dabs.