dab syndrome

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Chronic Dab Syndrome or CDS is when you can't help but dab no matter what even if you're in a meeting or crying at your mom's funeral you'll dab like a goddamn fool

I dabbed in my math test and got a zero because I drew a dab on the equation

I dabbed during my uncle's eulogy and he said I was the most disrespectful person there

I dabbed in the middle of a pizza and got pepperoni in my nose

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you lose the DAB-Genum you can't dab anyone no matter how hard you try and your hands taste like old pizza and your soul feels like it's been dipped in glitter

I tried to dab my friend but my hand tasted like expired pizza and he laughed at me

I tried to dab my teacher and she gave me a detention

I tried to dab my dog and he ran away and I cried

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person with Dab Syndrome is always eating pizza while they dab and sometimes they even dab the pizza

I dabbed my pizza and it fell on the floor and I cried

I was eating pizza and dabbing and my mom said I was a mess

I dabbed the pizza and it got stuck on my face and I looked like a monster

by Slangipedia 5d ago