dab paradox

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you get so wasted on dabs you buy a whole gram and then nothing else even touches your high
I spent $40 on dabs and now my coffee doesn’t even work
My dealer had the best dabs I’ve ever seen and now I’m stuck on a $10 bag
I bought a gram of dabs and now my pizza doesn’t even feel good
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you waste all your money on dabs and then everything else feels like it’s barely alive
I spent my rent money on dabs and now my couch feels like it’s laughing at me
I ate a whole bag of dabs and now my chicken nuggets don’t even hit
I bought dabs like it was my last day on Earth and now my cereal is just sad
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you buy a gram of dabs so you can get high and then everything else feels like it’s just meh
I spent $50 on dabs and now my dog won’t even look at me
I inhaled dabs like it was my last breath and now my soup is just lukewarm
I bought dabs like it was a holiday and now my TV doesn’t even care
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