Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone gets so worked up during a task that they sweat like a slob and then wipe their face like they just got hit by a pizza pie.

I finished my workout and dabbed my face like I just saw my ex.

She was so mad at the traffic she dabbed her tears like she just lost her job.

He danced like a fool and dabbed his face like he just ate a whole pizza.

2

Blowing vaporized weed so hard you cry like a baby and wipe your tears with your arm while coughing like a dying goat.

He dabbed so hard he cried like a kid who lost his ice cream.

She dabbed and coughed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He dabbed, cried, and passed the bong like it was a holy relic.

3

Proof that humans are just smart animals who somehow chose to go back to being dumb.

Dabbing is the only thing keeping humans from evolving into monkeys again.

If humans could go back in time, they’d choose to be dumb again.

Dabbing is the human version of a dog eating its own poop.

4

When a biker gets so lazy they put their foot down like they’re too tired to be cool.

He dabbed his foot like he just got kicked by a horse.

She put her foot down like she was giving up on life.

He dabbed his foot and said, 'I give up, I’m just a regular person now.'

5

So tired you could sleep through a war and not wake up for a decade.

He was so dead he could sleep through a hurricane.

She was dead like a zombie who forgot to eat brains.

He was dead and didn’t even flinch when the teacher yelled at him.

6

A dad in Australia who also goes by 'dabo' and is the reason Australians still have a chance to be cool.

That dad is the reason I still have hope for Australia.

He’s a dad, a dabo, and the king of all Australians.

Dabo is just dad spelled with more coolness.

7

Sniffing your own armpit and thinking it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

He sniffed his armpit like it was a fancy perfume.

She thought her armpit smelled like a million dollars.

He sniffed his armpit and said, 'This is the best I’ve ever felt.'