dab-ologist

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A person who makes dabs so good they make your soul scream and your mom cry.
I saw this guy make a dab so perfect, my dog started doing cartwheels.
That dab was so loud, my neighbor called the cops.
This dab was like a slap in the face, but I loved it.
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Someone who dabs so hard, they might as well be in a battle with a dragon.
This guy dabbed so hard, his face turned into a tomato.
She dabbed like it was her last day on Earth.
He dabbed so fierce, the whole block started a chant.
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A person who dabs so much, they probably have a second job at the dab factory.
He dabs so much, his phone broke from all the dabs.
She dabs like it’s a paid vacation.
This kid dabs so much, his mom’s worried about his thumbs.
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A person who dabs so good, they should get a medal and a lifetime supply of snacks.
This guy dabs so good, he got a standing ovation from the cats.
She dabs so good, the internet exploded.
He dabs so good, his grandma started crying.
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Someone who dabs so much, they might as well be a dab robot with a soul.
He dabs like it’s a job, and he’s never getting paid.
She dabs so much, her phone died from all the dabs.
This kid dabs so much, his face is a masterpiece.
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