Dab king

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A guy who dabs so hard it looks like he just won the whole world and doesn’t care about your feelings.
He dabs in the middle of the lunchroom and steals my fries.
He dabs during a fire drill and somehow makes it look cool.
He dabs in my DMs and says 'You ain't nothing.'
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A person who dabs so much it’s like he’s trying to get a gold medal for something that doesn’t even count.
He dabs during math class and gets a detention for being too awesome.
He dabs in the hallway and makes the principal cry.
He dabs before breakfast and somehow survives the day.
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The guy who dabs so good it feels like he’s been practicing for years while you were still learning how to breathe.
He dabs during the talent show and makes the judges weep with joy.
He dabs in my group chat and says 'You’re not even close.'
He dabs while I’m still trying to figure out how to tie my shoes.
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A person who dabs so hard it’s like he’s been shot with a dab cannon and you’re just standing there watching it happen.
He dabs in the cafeteria and makes the lunch lady yell at him.
He dabs during a test and gets a 100% because of his power.
He dabs in my face and says 'You’re weak.'
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A guy who dabs so much it’s like he’s been born with a dab in his hand and you were just born with a dumb face.
He dabs during recess and turns it into a full-blown war.
He dabs while I’m trying to finish my homework.
He dabs in my dreams and I can’t even sleep properly.
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