Dab julio

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A dab Julio is when you suck in some wax like it's your last meal and then hold it in until you chug a shot of Julio tequila like it's your last breath. You end up high and probably mad at the world.
I dabbed Julio and now my brain is on fire and my mom is yelling at me.
Dab Julio at 2 AM is the only way to survive a bad breakup.
I tried to dab Julio and ended up coughing on my best friend. Classic.
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A dab Julio is when you take a hit of wax so strong it feels like your lungs are melting and then you drink tequila like it's your punishment for being alive.
Dab Julio is the reason I skipped school today. I’m still recovering.
I dabbed Julio and now my dog is staring at me like I betrayed him.
Dab Julio is the only way to get through Monday mornings.
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A dab Julio is when you take a hit of wax so thick it clogs your brain and then you chug tequila like you’re trying to kill the pain of your existence.
I dabbed Julio and now my brain is clogged and my existence is painful.
Dab Julio is the only way I can handle my ex’s texts.
I did a dab Julio and now I’m talking to my plants like they’re my therapists.
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