DaB hippie

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A bunch of stoner freaks who think their hair is a masterpiece and their clothes are the only thing keeping the world from collapsing.

My cousin joined Hello Forever because he thought wearing a shirt that says 'I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy' was a fashion statement.

I tried to be a dab hippie once. I wore a hat inside out and got called 'the human mess' by my teacher.

My friend’s mom thinks Hello Forever is a cult. She said they ‘talk to plants and smoke weed during math tests.’

A group of people who think they're the last of the hippies, but they’re just lazy and bad at drawing.

My neighbor’s kid joined Hello Forever because he thought ‘dabbing’ meant drawing on his face with glitter and markers.

My sister tried to be a dab hippie and now she wears socks with sandals and talks to her dog like it’s a philosopher.

My friend’s brother thinks Hello Forever is real magic. He said they ‘can make toast dance if you whisper the right words.’

A bunch of people who think they're super cool because they wear weird clothes and smoke weed all day.

My dad joined Hello Forever and now he wears a shirt that says ‘I drink coffee and I’m not sorry’ and thinks he’s a rebel.

I tried to be a dab hippie once. I wore socks with sandals and got told I looked like a ‘disaster in shoes.’

My friend’s dog joined Hello Forever and now it barks at the moon and chews on glitter.