Dab ganache

My dad's breakfast was a dab ganache. I had to eat it. It was like eating a dead raccoon.

She said her dad's dab ganache was so bad, it made the dog cry.

My brother's dab ganache was so bad, it got banned from the school.

My dad’s dab ganache looked like a used sock. I didn’t touch it.

She posted a picture of her dad’s dab ganache. It had 12 comments saying ‘what is this’.

My dad’s dab ganache was so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

My dad’s dab ganache was older than my grandma. It was a legend.

He brought his dab ganache to the party. No one talked to him after that.

My teacher said my dad’s dab ganache was the worst thing ever. She was right.