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A dad who dabs so much he’s like a dab legend. He’ll run in and dab your enemies if your kid is getting roasted. He’s the dab version of a superhero, but with more glitter and less pants.
My kid got trolled online, so my dad dabbed the whole chat and said, 'You ain’t ready for my dab.'
At the park, some guy said my son was weak. My dad showed up and dabbed him like it was the final round of a battle royale.
My dad dabbed my cousin’s math teacher because he said 2+2 was 3.5.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad who dabs so hard he’s like a dab machine. If your kid is about to get dabed by some random kids, the dab dad jumps in and dabs them all in one go. He’s like a dab god with a side of drama.
My dad showed up at my soccer game and dabbed the whole team from the sideline.
My cousin got called a ‘dab chump’ online, so my dad dabbed the guy live on Twitch.
My dad saw some kids making fun of my brother, so he ran over and dabbed them like they were in a dab war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad who dabs every day like it’s his job. If your kid is about to get dabs from some haters, the dab dad steps in and dabs all of them. He’s the reason why some people still believe in dabs.
My dad came to my birthday party and dabbed the DJ because the music was too loud.
My brother got called out in a group chat, so my dad dabbed the whole group like it was a dab parade.
My dad saw some kids roasting my mom, so he showed up and dabbed them all in a row.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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