Dab baby

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A tiny dab that’s supposed to be easy, but Froomie uses it to trick you into taking a huge one. He calls you a baby dab and makes you feel like a chump, then hits you with a full-sized dab like you’re a rookie.
Froomie: 'Come on, baby dab, baby dab!' Me: 'Okay...' (gets hit with a full dab)
I said I wanted a baby dab, and Froomie gave me a dab so big I felt like I was on fire.
He said 'baby dab' like I was a kid, but I got a dab that made me cry.
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When you don’t use a dab rig and just slap the dab on your fingers like you’re some kind of finger wizard. It’s fast, it’s messy, and it’s usually a bad idea.
I took a finger dab and it went everywhere. I looked like a mess.
He did a finger dab and I got dab on my face. It was glorious chaos.
I tried a finger dab, and it felt like I was eating a whole bag of weed.
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A grown-up who’s so high on dab they can’t remember their own name. They live in a haze and probably don’t know where they are half the time.
My neighbor is a dab baby. He lives in his pajamas and talks to his plants.
She’s a dab baby. She doesn’t know what day it is and she doesn’t care.
He’s so high he forgot his own name. I think he called himself 'Dab Baby' for a week.
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