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#snow mania#dab gone wrong#dead in the snow

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You run into the snow, strip like a naked lunatic, and belly flop into the cold like it's your ex's last name while dabbing like you're trying to murder the snow, and then you die because you’re a dumbass.
I saw a guy do this and he looked like a snow cone that got hit by a truck.
My cousin tried this and now he’s a snowman with a broken heart.
That guy was so committed, he didn’t even flinch when the snow went up his nose.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You decide to take your clothes off in the middle of a blizzard and dive into the snow like it’s a swimming pool, while dabbing so hard you might as well be trying to kill the snow, and then you freeze because you’re a moron.
That guy looked like he was trying to get a snowball up his butt.
She did this in the middle of the street and got a traffic ticket for being a snowflake.
He was so cold, his dab looked like a sneeze.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You go full nude in the snow, do a belly flop like you’re trying to start a snow war, and keep dabbing until you’re so cold you’re just a pile of dead meat.
He looked like a snow pizza that got thrown in the fridge.
She did this in front of a group of kids and they all laughed until they cried.
He was so committed, he didn’t even notice he was wearing a hat made of snow.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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