dab and chill

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1
when two people get together to smoke and pass around dab pens like they're passing around a cursed holy relic. they get high and relax but then end up doing something that smells like regret and cum.
Hey bro, let's dab and chill and then see if your mom is home.
Dab and chill or I'm gonna throw my phone out the window.
Dab and chill and then we'll see who's still breathing.
2
a meeting between two people who smoke dabs and then end up doing something that makes them both wish they had just stayed home and cried in a blanket.
Dab and chill or I'll make you eat my socks.
Let's dab and chill and then forget this ever happened.
Dab and chill and then you're gonna regret it.
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when two people get high and relax but then do something so bad it makes them both want to die and then start a fight about who's fault it was.
Dab and chill or I'm gonna tell your mom about that time you failed math.
Dab and chill and then we'll see who's the bigger loser.
Dab and chill and then we're gonna end up in a jail cell together.
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