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A man with a cock so big it’s a monster. He’s the king of Chads. He can steal your girl just by winking. He’s so tall he could punch the moon.
My cousin’s daavito. He walked in and my girl left me for him.
Daavito just entered the room. My girl’s face lit up like a Christmas tree.
He’s so tall, he blocked the sun. I was blinded.