daavid

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A tiny, useless guy who eats Pringles like they're going out of style and stares at the TV like it's the only thing keeping him from crying.

Daavid: "I ate the last Pringle. I'm not even sorry." #PringleGang

Daavid just watched the same commercial for the 10th time and didn't even notice.

Daavid: "The TV is my therapist. The couch is my grave."

A human-sized snack that sits on the couch, eats Pringles, and never moves unless the remote falls on the floor.

Daavid: "I'm not lazy. I'm just strategically positioned."

Daavid tried to get up. He failed. Twice.

Daavid: "The remote is my soul. If it dies, I die."

A guy so weak he can't stand up, but he can eat a whole bag of Pringles and still stare at the TV like it's the most important thing in life.

Daavid: "I ate the whole bag. I'm not even proud." #PringleKing

Daavid tried to walk to the kitchen. He fell on the way.

Daavid: "The TV is my best friend. The Pringles are my second best friend."