Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who slaps you with a frying pan and still calls you cute

She kicked my ass in the lobby and said I was a disgrace to the gym.

I asked her for a date and she threw a bottle of wine at my head.

She called me a loser and then asked me to help her move a couch.

2

A girl who could beat you up with her eyelashes and still make you cry

She flicked my nose and said I looked like a sad potato.

I told her I was leaving and she took my phone and posted my face on Instagram.

She texted me and said I was a disgrace and I had to prove it.

3

A woman who could eat your face and still ask you to marry her

She bit my cheek and said I was a snack.

I told her I was getting a tattoo and she said it was a waste of good skin.

She ate my sandwich and still called me a good guy.

4

A girl who could slap you and still make your heart skip a beat

She slapped me and said I was the worst.

I said I was leaving and she texted me a photo of my face crying.

She called me a baby and said I needed to grow up.

5

A woman who could punch you in the gut and still make you want to kiss her

She punched me and said I was a weakling.

I asked her out and she said I had to prove I was worth it.

She called me a loser and said I had to be better.

6

A girl who could take your lunch money and still make you fall in love with her

She took my lunch and said it was too greasy.

I told her I was moving and she said I was a coward.

She stole my snack and said I needed to be stronger.