daarstig

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Daarstig is when someone is so smart they could probably outthink a donkey with a PhD and a calculator.
My math teacher is daarstig. He solved the Rubik's Cube in 10 seconds and then called me a dummy.
My sister is daarstig. She beat my dad at chess and then told him he was a bad loser.
My dog is daarstig. He figured out how to open the fridge and now he's eating my pizza.
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Daarstig means you're so clever you could probably figure out how to steal a pizza and not get caught.
My brother is daarstig. He cheated on his test and still got an A.
My neighbor is daarstig. She solved my math homework and then told me I was lazy.
My cat is daarstig. It figured out how to press the button on the automatic door.
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Daarstig is when you're so brainy you could probably make a donkey look like an idiot in a spelling bee.
My teacher is daarstig. She taught me how to solve equations and then called me a moron.
My friend is daarstig. He figured out my secret password and now he's bragging.
My grandma is daarstig. She solved my math problem and then told me to stop being so clumsy.
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Daarstig is when you're so smart you could probably outthink a chicken with a calculator and a PhD.
My brother is daarstig. He beat me at chess and called me a weakling.
My dog is daarstig. It figured out how to get my snack and now it's eating my homework.
My teacher is daarstig. She solved the problem in 5 seconds and then told me I was a dummy.
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