daarshven

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A guy who looks like a noodle and acts like he's been run over by a truck
My cousin tried to bulk up and now he looks like a deflated balloon. Classic daarshven.
He said he'd be a beast by summer. Now he's a beast of burden. Still a daarshven.
I asked him how he bulked. He said he forgot to eat. That's a daarshven move.
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A man who eats like a bird and lifts like a baby
He tried to bulk and ended up looking like a skinny raccoon. That's a daarshven.
He said he was going to be big. Now he's barely big enough to hold his own weight. Classic daarshven.
He tried to bulk. Now he's a snack. That's a daarshven.
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