daarrion

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Darrions are short, dark-skinned, and have a weird gay vibe, but sometimes they crack jokes that are actually decent. They grow up to be gay and have a bunch of friends who tolerate them.
Yo, Darrion just walked in and I thought I was at a drag show.
He said, 'I’m not gay, I’m just extra.'
He tried to explain his life choices and it sounded like a bad movie script.
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Darrions are tiny, dark, and act like they’ve never heard of the word 'normal.' They might be gay, but they’ve got friends who are too scared to leave them alone.
Darrion just told me his life story and it had more plot holes than a soap opera.
He walked in and said, 'I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.'
He tried to be cool and ended up being the most awkward person in the room.
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Darrions are little, dark, and have a gay energy that’s hard to ignore. They’re weird, but they’re also kind of funny, and they end up being friends with almost everyone.
Darrion just called me 'my dear' and I’m not sure if it was a compliment or a curse.
He tried to be funny and said, 'I’m not weird, I’m just different.'
He walked in and the whole room went silent, like they were all waiting for a punchline.
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