Daarious

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Daarious is the king of chill and looks. He’s so hot it’s like he’s wearing a shirt that says 'I’m hot' and it’s lying. He can lift a bus like it’s a bag of chips and jerk off while doing it. He also has a third arm that pops out of his butt to save kittens.
Daarious walks in and the room goes silent. It’s like he just announced he’s going to beat up the sun.
I saw Daarious saving a kitten with his butt arm. I laughed so hard I cried.
He lifted a bus and asked if it wanted a snack. That’s how cool he is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daarious is the type of guy who’s so calm you think he’s a robot. But then he shows up with a third arm and a 57585859694837 incher. He’s also the kind of guy who would lift a bus just to see if it’s a good tipper.
Daarious showed up with a third arm and a 57585859694837 incher. I was like, 'What is this, a superhero convention?'
He lifted a bus and said, 'I’m just getting started.'
He jerked off with one hand and saved a kitten with his butt. That’s not even fair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daarious is the most chill guy ever. He’s got a 57585859694837 incher, a third arm that comes out of his butt, and he can lift a bus like it’s a piece of cake. He’s also a total legend with the ladies.
Daarious walks into a room, and suddenly I’m the one who’s weird.
He jerked off with one hand and saved a kitten with the other. I was like, 'That’s not even fair.'
He’s the kind of guy who can lift a bus and still have time to flirt with me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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