daanveer

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the ultimate smite god or the most elite Thanatos who can kill you with a single glance and also the name for the biggest ass motherfucker who eats pizza for breakfast
Daanveer just walked into the room and my whole squad got scared. He looked at me and I died inside.
I asked Daanveer for a snack and he gave me a death wish. I ate it and it killed me.
Daanveer is the reason why I failed math. He gave me a death glare and my brain shut down.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a smite warrior so strong he could destroy the world with a sneeze or the title of the biggest ass motherfucker who eats donuts for dinner
Daanveer sneezed and my whole class fell asleep. I didn’t even blink.
I tried to beat Daanveer in a donut eating contest. He ate 100 donuts and I got a stomach ache.
Daanveer walked into the cafeteria and the donut machine exploded from fear.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the ultimate smite slayer who can kill you with a single text or the name for the most annoying ass motherfucker who interrupts your lunch with a random DM
Daanveer texted me and I died. It was that bad.
I was eating my lunch and Daanveer sent me a DM. I dropped my sandwich and cried.
Daanveer is the reason why my phone is broken. He sent me 1000 texts and my phone exploded.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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