Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Daantje is a hot mess who drools on every tall ginger she sees and cries if Demian doesn’t text her back.

Daantje: 'I’m fine, I just tripped over a ginger.'

Daantje: 'Demian didn’t reply? I’m dying.'

Daantje: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a highly functioning simp.'

2

Daantje is your best friend who’ll slap you for being ugly but will cry if you fail math.

Daantje: 'You’re ugly, but I’ll still help you with your homework.'

Daantje: 'I can’t fail math, I’m too pretty for that.'

Daantje: 'I tripped again, I’m not clumsy, I’m just cursed.'

3

Daantje is a beauty who bites and calls you a dork if you don’t say thank you.

Daantje: 'You didn’t say thank you, I’m biting you.'

Daantje: 'I’m not a dork, I’m just a bit spicy.'

Daantje: 'I’m the best friend you’ll ever have, and I’ll bite you if you say otherwise.'

4

Daantje is smart, tells weird stories about baguettes, and will beat you at math if you don’t respect her.

Daantje: 'Baguettes are magic, and I’ve seen them do spells.'

Daantje: 'If you don’t respect me, I’ll beat you at math.'

Daantje: 'I’m smart, and I know it.'

5

Daantje is a queen who shines so bright, she’ll blind you if you don’t pay attention.

Daantje: 'I’m a queen, and I’ll blind you if you don’t listen.'

Daantje: 'You’re not paying attention, I’m shining so bright I could be a star.'

Daantje: 'I’m a queen, and I’ll rule your heart if you let me.'

6

Daantje is a friend who will walk through fire for you, but will also make you cry with her sarcastic comments.

Daantje: 'I’d walk through fire for you, but I’m also a bit of a meanie.'

Daantje: 'You cried because I said you were ugly, I’m just being honest.'

Daantje: 'I’m a friend, I’m also a pain in the ass.'