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So good it makes your brain explode and your mom cry because you’re too cool for her.

That new sneaker drop? Daank. My brain exploded. Mom cried.

This burger? Daank. I ate it. My brain exploded. Mom cried.

That TikTok trend? Daank. I tried it. My brain exploded. Mom cried.

Like the best pizza ever, but also your dad’s new job and your crush’s hair.

This music? Daank. Like the best pizza ever. My dad got a new job. My crush’s hair is daank.

That outfit? Daank. Like the best pizza ever. My dad got a new job. My crush’s hair is daank.

This game? Daank. Like the best pizza ever. My dad got a new job. My crush’s hair is daank.

So good it makes your enemies jealous and your teachers throw chalk at you.

That dance move? Daank. My enemies are jealous. My teachers threw chalk at me.

That test score? Daank. My enemies are jealous. My teachers threw chalk at me.

That haircut? Daank. My enemies are jealous. My teachers threw chalk at me.

The kind of good that makes your dog bark at your neighbor and your mom say ‘I told you so’.

That new video game? Daank. My dog barked at my neighbor. My mom said, ‘I told you so.’

That cake? Daank. My dog barked at my neighbor. My mom said, ‘I told you so.’

That song? Daank. My dog barked at my neighbor. My mom said, ‘I told you so.’

So good it makes your phone die and your neighbor come over to steal your snacks.

That snack? Daank. My phone died. My neighbor came over to steal my snacks.

That movie? Daank. My phone died. My neighbor came over to steal my snacks.

That app? Daank. My phone died. My neighbor came over to steal my snacks.