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A guy who stares at blue-haired girls like they’re the last piece of pizza
He followed her to the mall just to see if she’d buy a soda.
He texted her 17 times about her hair color.
He cried when she wore purple instead of blue.
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A guy who thinks blue hair is the reason the world isn’t perfect
He argued with his mom about blue hair for 3 hours.
He wrote a poem about blue-haired girls.
He blocked everyone who didn’t have blue hair.
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A guy who would date a blue-haired girl even if she smelled like old socks
He said yes to a date just because she had blue hair.
He asked her out in the middle of a math test.
He brought her a bouquet of glitter.
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A guy who thinks blue-haired girls are better than everyone else
He called his friend a ‘boring human’ for not having blue hair.
He made a TikTok about blue-haired girls.
He told his teacher blue-haired girls are ‘cool’.
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A guy who would fight someone for a blue-haired girl
He punched a guy for looking at her wrong.
He stood up for her in the lunch line.
He threatened to dye his hair blue if she didn’t like him.
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A guy who thinks blue hair is a superpower
He said blue-haired girls can read minds.
He asked her to save him from math class.
He drew a comic about her fighting evil with blue hair.
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