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He said he could fix the Wi-Fi but just turned it off and left.

She tried to explain quantum physics like it was a basic math problem.

He told me he was a genius but couldn't remember his own password.

He yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong coffee and called them a failure.

She said her dog was smarter than me and it just stared at her.

He claimed he was the best at everything and then failed a simple test.

He tried to help me with my homework and made it worse.

She asked me how to use a phone and I had to explain it step by step.

He thought the moon was made of cheese and kept telling people.

He talked for 10 minutes and didn't answer the question.

She went on and on about her cat like it was the most important thing.

He said 20 things and none of them made sense.

He said the whole world was watching him and no one else existed.

She told me she was the best and I was just a background character.

He claimed he was the only one who could save the world.

He tried to be a gangster but just said 'yo' and left.

She tried to be a rockstar but couldn't even sing a song.

He tried to be a superhero but just tripped and fell.