Daalkhor

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Daalkhor is a cursed title for Punjabis who eat daal like it’s their religion and don’t care if they smell like a rotten dal pot.

My cousin is a daalkhor. He eats daal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And he still smells like a dal pot at 10 PM.

My teacher called me a daalkhor because I brought daal to school three times in a row.

My brother’s a daalkhor. He eats daal so much he dreams about daal.

Daalkhor is the insult you give to someone who eats daal like it’s a holy water and acts like they’re the king of the dal world.

My friend got called a daalkhor because he ate daal in the middle of a math test.

My mom said I was a daalkhor because I ate daal for dinner, snacks, and bedtime.

My uncle is a daalkhor. He even brings daal to the gym.

Daalkhor is the name for someone who eats daal so much they think they’re a dal god and don’t care if they’re the most smelly person in the room.

My neighbor is a daalkhor. He eats daal every day and smells like a dal soup kitchen.

My teacher said I’m a daalkhor because I bring daal to school five times a week.

My brother is a daalkhor. He eats daal for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks.