Daaim

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A short brown guy with a tootsie roll the size of a gumball who can't stop licking big brown Johnsons like they're the last candy on Earth.

My Daaim tried to lick my Johnson in the bathroom and got caught by the janitor.

He asked me if my Johnson was a tootsie roll and I said no, it was a whole candy store.

He tried to steal my girl by licking my Johnson in front of her at the mall.

A man who is so good he could be the president if he wasn't too busy stealing your girl and laughing at your bad jokes.

My Daaim laughed so hard at my joke that he snorted soda out of his nose.

He stole my girl at the party and now I have to deal with her and him both.

He told my girl my joke and now she thinks I'm hilarious.

A guy who will make you laugh until you cry and then steal your girl just to make it even worse.

He made me laugh so hard I cried in the middle of the street.

He stole my girl right in front of me during lunch.

He told my girl my secret and now she's laughing at me too.