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A stupid lie about being sick just so you can skip work and eat donuts all day
My doctor said I have a rare disease called 'Friday afternoon laziness.'
I told my boss I had a stomach bug. I just ate three tacos and a bag of chips.
I fake vomited in the break room and walked out like a champ.
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The guy in the office who talks nonsense and makes everyone else look smart by accident
He said the coffee machine was plotting against us. I believed him for two weeks.
He told my boss the printer was out of ideas. We all laughed, but he got a raise.
He claimed the printer was tired. I gave him a standing ovation.
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