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A daaib is a guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's got friends, but only because he's too lazy to be a loner. He's not writing this definition for himself, he's just too proud to admit it.
Daaib is the only guy who can make pizza look like a masterpiece.
He's got friends, but they're just there to listen to his rants about how he's the best.
He claims he's not writing this for himself, but we all know he is.