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a hot mess who smells like old pizza and has no life

You look like you slept in a sock and still managed to flirt with the janitor.

She got 12 likes on Instagram but 0 friends in real life.

He tried to ask me out but forgot his own name.

a walking disaster who thinks they're the main character of a bad movie

He walked into the party like he owned the place, but no one even knew his name.

She tried to start a trend with her hair and failed at it.

He texted me twice and called me ‘my queen’ both times.

a sexy loser who can't keep a job and still thinks they're famous

He got fired from 3 jobs and still posted about it on TikTok.

She claims she's a celebrity but no one has heard of her.

He sent me a DM saying he was ‘the next big thing’ and it was 2 a. m.