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Daae is a lady with eyes so blue they look like they were dipped in glitter and holy water. She eats like a pig but still has abs that could cut you. She’s lazy, but when she laughs, it’s like a symphony of farts and joy.
Hey Daae, you look like you just ate a whole buffet and still got a six-pack. What’s your secret?
Daae, your eyes are blinding. Are you sure you’re not a unicorn in disguise?
You’re the laziest person I know, but you still manage to look like a goddess. How?