Daaamn Daniel

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A loud shout of respect for your shoes and the way you wear them like they’re your only hope of survival

Daaamn Daniel, those Vans look like they’re about to fight back

You walk in and it’s like the whole room just got a new best friend

Your Vans are so clean I could eat off them and still feel like I’m dining with royalty

A magical phrase said when your Vans are so basic they could be the reason the world didn’t end

Daaamn Daniel, those Vans are so basic they’re practically a religion

You show up in your Vans and it’s like the universe just took a deep breath

Your Vans are so plain I think they’re trying to live a quiet life

A swear-filled celebration of your shoes and your lack of fashion sense

Daaamn Daniel, those Vans are so bad they’re good

You wear your Vans like they’re the only thing keeping you from crying

Your Vans are so white they could blind a man and make him proud