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A drunk Richmond trashmouth’s messed-up way of saying 'didn't' that sounds like a raccoon got hit by a car and screamed in your face.

Dan't even try to fight me, I just ate three hot dogs.

Dan't know what time it is, but I know it's too late for you.

Dan't be a man, you're just a sad, wet sock.

A cursed version of 'didn't' that comes out when someone is so wasted they think they're a bird and they start yelling at the moon.

Dan't care if you're mad, I'm still eating your pizza.

Dan't know how to spell 'alcohol' but you know it's on the floor.

Dan't be here, you're just here to die.

A loud, slurred mess of 'didn't' that only makes sense if you’re also drunk and you’re trying to fight your best friend.

Dan't be cool, you're just a sad, middle-aged man with no money.

Dan't know how to dance, but I know you're bad at it.

Dan't be a beast, you're just a sad, wet sock with no money.

A weird, slurred way of saying 'didn't' that sounds like you’re screaming from the bottom of a lake and you’re also mad at your mom.

Dan't be a king, you're just a sad, middle-aged man with no money.

Dan't know how to cook, but I know you burned the pizza.

Dan't be a beast, you're just a sad, wet sock.

A drunk Richmond trashmouth’s messed-up way of saying 'didn't' that sounds like a raccoon got hit by a car and screamed in your face.

Dan't even try to fight me, I just ate three hot dogs.

Dan't know what time it is, but I know it's too late for you.

Dan't be a man, you're just a sad, wet sock.