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A loud, obnoxious, and completely useless person who yells their nonsense at the top of their lungs until everyone else is annoyed.
'DAAAAAAAA DAAAA I'M THE BEST!', said by a guy who failed math and still thinks he's a genius.
'DAAAA I’M GONNA BEAT YOU!', shouted by a kid who lost a wrestling match to his grandma.
'DAAA I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID!', yelled by a man who poured coffee on his pants and thinks it's a superpower.
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A person who drinks way too much and has no filter. They also like to binge on snacks and then cry about it.
'I drank 12 beers and ate a whole pizza box, I’m a legend.', said by a guy who now has a headache the size of Texas.
'I binged 10 episodes of my favorite show and cried because I missed the finale.', said by a girl who forgot her own name.
'I drank, I binged, I cried, I’m a daa.', said by someone who now has a hangover and a broken heart.
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A bunch of weirdos who think trains are magical and also love to go bongjammin with a domski.
'I saw a train and I screamed, I’m a daa!', said by a guy who thinks trains are flying cars.
'I went bongjammin and I danced like no one was watching, I’m a daa!', said by a man who thinks he’s a rockstar.
'I love domski and bongjammin, I’m a daa!', said by someone who still doesn’t know what domski is.
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A group of people who think they are cool, but they are just a bunch of douches who like to be called douches.
'I’m part of the DAA, I’m a douche bag.', said by a guy who thinks he’s a king.
'I joined the DAA because I love being called a douche bag.', said by a girl who likes insults.
'The DAA is the best, I’m a douche bag and I love it.', said by someone who now has a badge that says 'DAA Member'.
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A group of people who take drugs and think they are amazing at it. They also think they are the best at everything.
'I took 10 pills and I feel like a superhero, I’m a daa!', said by a guy who now thinks his pants are made of clouds.
'I took drugs and I ate a whole cake, I’m a daa!', said by a girl who now thinks she can fly.
'I took drugs, I ate a cake, and I cried, I’m a daa!', said by someone who now thinks life is a party.
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A dumb person who talks too much and doesn’t know when to stop. Their mouth hangs open like a fish.
'I said too much, I’m a daa!', said by a guy who now has a fish face.
'I talk too much and I don’t know when to stop, I’m a daa!', said by a girl who now has a fish mouth.
'My mouth is open and I don’t know why, I’m a daa!', said by someone who now thinks talking is a superpower.
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A word that assholes use to describe how they feel about something, usually because they are angry or confused.
'This is daa, I hate it!', said by a guy who just failed his test.
'That’s daa, I don’t get it!', said by a girl who thinks math is magic.
'This is daa, I’m confused!', said by someone who now thinks life is a mystery.
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