Da zoo

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A city in Illinois that’s so boring, even the squirrels take naps during rush hour.
My cousin moved to Da zoo and now he talks like a textbook.
I told my friend he was from Da zoo, and he cried.
My teacher said Da zoo is where all the lazy kids go to school.
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When someone is so dumb, they think the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy.
My mom called my brother a Da zoo man after he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My friend’s dog is a Da zoo man because he howls at the mailman.
My neighbor thinks Da zoo is a real place and it’s full of dumb people.
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A city in Illinois that’s so average, it’s like the boring brother of Chicago.
My friend’s from Da zoo and he doesn’t know what a real city is.
I got called a Da zoo man because I forgot my lunch again.
My teacher said Da zoo is where all the average kids go to school.
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