Da Vinci Load

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Da Vinci Load is a fake porn movie that makes the Da Vinci Code look like a kid's cartoon. I came so hard I thought my pants would explode.
I watched Da Vinci Load during church and got caught with a boner.
My cousin said it was the best thing since pizza.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Vinci Load is when you blast your cum on a holy man like he’s the new Jesus. It’s the church’s worst nightmare.
I dumped my load on the priest and he said grace for me.
The nun got hit with my cum and said it was a miracle.
I sprayed the bishop and he started preaching about my sins.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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