da Vinci Code

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A super cool book. All the fake Christians who think they're important should go sniff a toe from their mom.

My lit teacher said this book is the reason I hate church.

I read this book and now I think the Pope is a fraud.

My cousin thinks this book is real and now he’s arguing with my dad about the Holy Grail.

A real-life fake story by Dan Brown. It’s been on the best seller list longer than my uncle’s bad hair.

This book is so good, my dog thinks it’s about bacon.

My mom read this and now she thinks God is just a guy with a beard.

My brother tried to convince me the church is fake because of this book.

A 2003 book that started a fight between people who like truth and people who just like drama. The movie was bad, but at least it had Tom Hanks.

I watched the movie and now I hate Tom Hanks.

My history teacher said this book is just a bunch of made-up lies.

My sister thinks the movie is the best part of this whole thing.

A fake story that people think is true. It’s full of lies and fake facts that make no sense.

My friend thinks this book is real and now he argues with his dad about the Bible.

I tried to read this book and it was just a bunch of nonsense.

My teacher said this book is so fake, it’s like a bad dream.

A great story that tells people the church is full of liars who pretend to know everything.

This book made me think the church is just a bunch of fake people.

I read this book and now I think the Pope is lying to everyone.

My brother said this book is the reason he doesn’t like church anymore.

The book that makes people think they know everything about religion, even though they probably don’t.

This book made my friend think he’s the next prophet.

My teacher said this book is like a fake Bible.

I read this book and now I think I can argue with God.

A story that says Jesus was just a regular guy who had a wife and a kid. The church is just a bunch of fake people who don’t want to admit it.

This book made me think Jesus was just like my dad.

My brother said this book is the reason he thinks the church is fake.

I read this book and now I think the church is just a bunch of liars.