Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a smug little twat who thinks she’s the best at roasting people and always has a sharp tongue.

You’re so basic, you could be a meme in a lunchroom.

I didn’t fail math, I just gave it a C+ for laziness.

Your hair looks like it was styled by a drunk raccoon.

2

the kind of girl who insults you in front of everyone and makes it sound like a compliment.

You’re not ugly, you’re just… creatively flawed.

I didn’t say you were fat, I said you were a snack.

You’re not dumb, you’re just a slow learner.

3

a sassy little pain who thinks she’s the center of attention and always has a smartass remark.

You’re not lazy, you’re just a pro at being unproductive.

You didn’t fall asleep, you just decided to live in a dream.

You’re not messy, you’re just a vibe.

4

a girl who insults you with such confidence, it feels like she’s got a whole team behind her.

You’re not late, you’re just early on a timeout.

You didn’t fail, you just gave it a D for effort.

You’re not loud, you’re just a volume setting.

5

the kind of person who roasts you so hard, you wonder if she’s paid by the word.

You’re not boring, you’re just a passive-aggressive snack.

You didn’t cry, you just had a mini breakdown.

You’re not ugly, you’re just a work in progress.

6

a sassy pain in the neck who insults you like it’s her full-time job.

You’re not clumsy, you’re just a style choice.

You didn’t fall, you just took a dramatic leap.

You’re not slow, you’re just a VIP.