Da ti eba maikata

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A Bulgarian way to scream at life like it owes you money. You can yell it at anything, even your pants if they don’t fit.
I said 'Da ti eba maikata' to my math test when I failed it for the third time.
My dog ate my homework and I yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at him like he was a criminal.
I told the coffee machine 'Da ti eba maikata' when it spilled my coffee on my shirt.
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A Bulgarian insult so strong it could make a mountain cry. You can use it on people, things, or even your ex.
I said 'Da ti eba maikata' to my ex when he texted me at 2 a. m.
My mom yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at the grocery store when they ran out of bread.
I told my calculator 'Da ti eba maikata' when it gave me the wrong answer.
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A Bulgarian phrase you yell when you’re so mad you could punch a wall. It’s like swearing, but with more drama and fewer words.
I said 'Da ti eba maikata' to my teacher when she gave me a pop quiz.
I yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at my brother when he took my last cookie.
I screamed 'Da ti eba maikata' at my phone when it died in the middle of a game.
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A Bulgarian way to curse so hard it feels like you’re fighting a dragon. You can say it to people, animals, or even your socks if they’re dirty.
I said 'Da ti eba maikata' to my socks when they were stained with spaghetti sauce.
My dad yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at the TV when his favorite show got canceled.
I told my cat 'Da ti eba maikata' when it knocked my water glass over.
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A Bulgarian phrase that’s like a swear word on steroids. You use it when everything goes wrong and you can’t take it anymore.
I said 'Da ti eba maikata' when my internet went out and my game got laggy.
My sister yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at her math teacher for giving her a bad grade.
I told my alarm clock 'Da ti eba maikata' when it woke me up at 6 a. m.
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