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You called your mom a chicken? That was a da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun.

Your math test had more wrong answers than a clown’s suitcase.

You tried to dance and looked like a confused potato.

You failed the spelling bee and cried like a baby.

You ate the whole pizza and then asked for seconds.

You tried to be cool and ended up looking like a confused pigeon.

You tripped over your own feet in front of the whole class.

You screamed during a movie and scared the baby.

You tried to draw a cat and it looked like a confused alien.

You dropped your phone in the toilet and cried like it was a funeral.

You tried to sing and it sounded like a dog was being tortured.

You spilled your juice all over your homework and called it art.

You lost the game and threw your shoes at the wall.

You wrote your name in the wrong spot on the paper.

You tried to be funny and ended up making everyone cry.