da svedanya

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A Russian way of saying goodbye that’s more like ‘I hope your corpse rots before I see you again.’
Da svedanya, you fatty. I’ll be dead before I come back.
He said da svedanya like he was never coming back, and he never did.
She texted ‘da svedanya’ after I told her my cat ate her ex.
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It’s not just goodbye, it’s like saying ‘I’ll haunt you until you’re old and broke.’
He said da svedanya like he was going to haunt me in my sleep.
After I spilled coffee on her, she said da svedanya and left me with a headache.
My grandma said da svedanya and then fell asleep for a week.
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A Russian farewell that sounds like ‘I’ll make your life a misery until we meet again.’
He said da svedanya and then left me with a $500 bill.
She texted da svedanya after I stole her last donut.
My brother said da svedanya and then forgot to pay the rent.
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It’s like saying ‘See ya, I hope your day is worse than mine.’
He said da svedanya and then walked into traffic.
After I yelled at her, she said da svedanya and left me with a hangover.
My mom said da svedanya and then made me clean the entire house.
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It’s not just goodbye, it’s like ‘I’ll come back and take your soul with me.’
He said da svedanya and then disappeared for three years.
She texted da svedanya and then blocked me.
My dog said da svedanya and then ran away with my shoes.
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A Russian way of saying goodbye that’s like ‘I’ll come back and eat your face.’
He said da svedanya and then ate my last pizza.
After I insulted him, he said da svedanya and left me with a bruise.
My friend said da svedanya and then took my money.
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